Me vs Water... again...

Visiting the parentals. Filled an innocent plastic glass (smart) to it's brim (not so smart). There was no reason for the drop. It happened almost immediately. I moved the beverage, and then the beverage moved at me. Water and me; Not so friendly. I try. I love, but still. I soaked the floor, covered myself head to toe. Epic. My Mom just looked at me and said 'how'. Valid question that wasn't even said like a question, mostly because she didn't really want an answer. Still, I turned it back onto her. Which side does this klutzy come from? I seriously don't know. I'm pretty sure I got a double dose from each side. Quadruple the clumsy. Quadruple the stories. Fair trade.