Cashier Tales: Notamine

This one will be another cashier's tale. I try to make conversation most times I go through a cash, or at the very least wish 'em a good rest of their day. The job is boring and that helps a bit - smiley people and the like. Anyways, went through this lady's cash - wowed her with my awesome dorky wallet, then said 'have a nice shay'. Yep - shift and day combined. Silliness personified. Have a nice shay, my people.