Me vs Water

It always wins. I'm not even talking about like a body of water! I'm talking about water that can be contained in a glass! I spill all the time! I used to spill all the way up the stairs heading off to bed and now I spill all the way down the stairs. I have a problem. I also spill while attempting to drink - I say attempting because spilling is considered failing. It's actually a good thing that I only drink water (did I mention that I'm weird? I am.), because at least its clear and fast drying. I also fail with dish water - I don't know how I get soaked, but it happens... continually. Just throwing some random facts at you. Don't give me water! Do. It helps us to live. You want to keep reading this, right? Come on, you can learn from my mistakes and become a better person ;)