Seb vs the SLOWLY moving car!

So, I was hanging with Seb, watching a show on the telly (kiwi chatter). I was innocently eating supper when the hilarious happened. A black car passed slowly by the house. Seb was facing me, with her back to the window. She caught a side view of the car. What happened next was epic. She jumped from a sitting position up into the air, stayed there for what seemed a ridiculous length of time, then landed back in the chair. Throughout that experience, she was screaming her head off. She thought the black car was a person dressed in burglar black, slowly creeping really closely past the house. It was mid-afternoon. I'd always thought I was above squirting a beverage out of nose, this proved me wrong. I was misfortunate enough to have just gulped some water just before it happened. It was not pretty. Seb agreed. I think we laughed and cried for like an hour. I can still see it in my head. I loved it. I love Seb.