Cashier Tales: A Day in the Life of Clumsy Cashier

So. Last night I slept very little. It affected my day, although I'm still leaning towards using the 'old cake' excuse... that one may be used my entire life. Sleepy. Anyways, I get to work and first thing I do is walk up the stairs - a person was waiting at the top - I totally fell up them - that's just the way I fall on stairs. Embarrassing. Then, later on I dropped a whole case of 24 water bottles... it landed intact, but upside down. One customer was impressed, but not really. Funny times. I also told a customer that their total was $90.80 when it was $9.80 - she was a little shocked. Christmas warred with a co-worker; I tell her (against her wishes) how many days there are until Christmas every time I see her (she likes Christmas, she just also likes this disgusting summer heat) - today she beat me to the punch and 158'd me before I could even open my mouth. Some of my co-workers once again debated my sanity. Anyways, all around funny day - and there's still a whole Church service experience ahead of me.