Me vs Stores

Okay. I'm a crazy nut. You should know that from... well... from pretty much everything. Last night while blogging I watched 'Rock a Doodle' - a DVD that I found in the States (and reacted hilariously to finding - I think I may have scared 'we' and the kag immediately started searching through the rest to see if there was anything else for me to be crazy about) - soooo funny. I loved the movie as a child. I totally still loved it, but it was definitely crazy. In order to rid myself of the crazy I did something stupid... I put on one of my third-tier level of all time favourite movies. Yep - 'Showboat' it was! I love it and I hate it. I love Howard Keel. I do. He's awesome! I actually like the story line, but my other favourite character got bashed around the screen and ended up under a bridge with no hope for good things - I hate that! Way to ruin the amazing ending! I went to sleep muttering 'I love it' and following that up with 'I hate it'. I knew it would be a funny sleep. I woke up a bunch of times.

Suffice it to say (if only, eh?), the hilarious rest played into my day. I was even clumsier than usual! It was busy at the 'No Free Homeless' store (the name is compliments of Spearmint's kids - they call it the 'Banana Store', but then my nephew Mister Giggles told them Waywin calls it 'No Frijoles' - which just means no beans - this was their interpretation of that.)! I was surrounded by people. This one lady totally caught my spastic moment though. I was having trouble with the separating bars totally almost hit myself in the face with one - then I didn't put it back the right way so it came at me. Then turning to get change I got a button of my work shirt caught on the metal - saved it! Then I closed the cash drawer on myself - hilarious! All of that hilarity in less then 2 minutes! 2 minutes! I have issues... long pause (Nenners!!!)... these are my own (instead of others).

THEN THEN THEN... I was at Metro (I know, I know... I was rivaling it up...) and I was walking out and I bumped into their styrofoam cooler display. They almost toppled, but I sidled up towards them and saved them from myself! Again with the issues :P Serious time - sometimes things fall before I even touch them. One time Tate and I were shopping when everything fell off a store shelf! It must be a family thing! Ah well, off to wrap up my night --> I'll pick a better flick (not better... 'Showboat' is cool... I just need more of a wind down one)! Night!