Cashier Tales: Where's the Beef?

So. I'm feeling cashier nostalgic. I've been at No Frills a long time. It's adding up. I'm putting up some oldies today. Anyways, this story is one of my bests. This lady was going through my cash - I seriously wish I could remember her. If only. I'm sure she's a regular. Tangents and I get along - did you notice that? Okay, so I'm a little Monk-ish. I hate touching gross things. Meat especially. This customer was buying a beef roast. It had leaked. I picked up a corner before I realized it. I picked it up with my right hand. I was disgusted. I turned to get a produce bag from my drawer. I used my left hand. I didn't move my right hand. Lever time. I turned quick. The beef flew. It flew! It almost hit the customer! Then it hit the cement ground... and it bounced up at least 2 feet! I can't even imagine the look on my face. I felt so bad. It was so funny though. The customer was super nice - she still took it. Wow - funny times.