Me vs Nieceamine: The Random Picture Chronicles

Okay, so yesterday was Friday (you can set your clocks by me :P - whoa, italicized that face looks hilarious - "yes yes my mouth is crooked - what say you?" - quote by random face... not me). On Fridays, I send Nieceamine awkward photos. They're usually food-related I am, after all, a cashier. Mostly, they're things I hate and have to see... it's just better to share in some cases. There are also lots of just crazy ones and random ones and even some funny vids or voice memos. I organized my photos this morning and before I delete them permanently I share their odd existence with you. There are so many for you to love (or to love to hate):

JUST PLAIN AWESOME

WHAT you ask? Awesome we answer. 

Is this not a coolness? I wish it was a poster and not a tee.

STORIES

One time... so long ago... me and Nieceamine were going to get some of these at a restaurant but it said 'May contain meat products'! I assume it was a translation issue, but haven't had them since. Also, totally scared Nieceamine... for life.

Ew... the Christmas mittens that 'who' made look like goldfish. Not her recipe though... also... tasted DISGUSTING!  

A person ate one of these dog treats for me once. Random, but loving and ridiculously funny.

This Green Bean was thrown at me by an irate co-worker. It slapped me on the face. It felt slow motion.

What! Me and Mr. Si find awesomness, then send it to Nieceamine!

Mr. Si as Dwight.

Told it before :P

This one I love. Why would you name a pancake mix this? It sounds like the medicated bumper ointment that 'Lightening McQueen' uses and is sponsored by.

Birthdayness from Seb... had to scare both her and Nieceamine with this pic!

Um... hilarious. Usually companies write 'Your Name' on the card... not us... you are apparently going to be known only as... 'Free Groceries' (Note: I got caught taking this photo after work... my reputation went down... it furthered the throwing threats and upped the 'are you sane' questions. Sad... but worth it.

Why would you want anything to taste like street... and furthermore, why would you Trademark 'Street Dog'?

THINGS I DON'T EAT (I'm picky, you however, you can eat 'em all up)

Throw those big bucks on the table or look under a rock.

How is meatless Chicken possible? Don't answer! I actually don't want to know.

Merely sent because Nieceamine's been threatened with these before.

Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. 

Why?

I could never try lamb. Nursery rhymes make eating difficult sometimes. 

... you add a mental caption to this. Work this kidney like a brain.


Found. The Island of Misfit Toys. Sad.

I bet that filled your random quota for the day... the really scary thing... this blog encompasses only about a tenth of my actual randomness. Yep, you better believe it - I'm totally crazier in person... but only once you actually get to know me :P From a distance I'm quite adept at looking quiet, calm, shy, and most generally, un-funny. Hahaha - even that picture of myself makes me laugh sometimes. I'm all of those things separately, but they're small portions, and I hardly am them all at once.